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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via loserslol)

Apr 19, 2014 / 445,236 notes

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(via vodkakilledtheteens)

Apr 19, 2014 / 24,798 notes

circumcisions:

EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK NUTRITIONAL VALUES EAT THREE WHOLE DAMN CAKES IN ONE DAY IF THATS WHAT YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via loserslol)

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview
Apr 19, 2014 / 22,944 notes

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

(via fleetingexultance)

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Apr 19, 2014 / 437,479 notes
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
Apr 19, 2014 / 97,029 notes

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via condom)

Apr 19, 2014 / 118,546 notes

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glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

(via the-perks-of-being-notashie)

Apr 19, 2014 / 159,283 notes

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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